style="color: #ff00ff"> Welcome to my site! ~~~ Please enjoy your stay. ~~~ Did you know that over 20% of young adolescents suffer from depression? ~~~ Let's all work together, and try our best to get that to 25% ~~~ My webmaster says the <marquee> tag is garish and obsolete, but screw him, right? ~~~ Load up a few cracktros, get comfortable, and work on your noose-tying skills. ~~~ This webpage works exclusively at 800x600 resolutions. ~~~ Users with larger monitors, please shield your eyes immediately before permanent damage sets in. ~~~ Fun Facts with KW: the robot on the right is named Markus. ~~~ The robot on the left does not have a name. ~~~ He doesn't deserve it, not after what he did. ~~~ I'm trying to do a joke where the MIDI player controls slowly come sliding through here, but it's not working yet. ~~~ Subscribe to my newsletter, and I'll keep you posted. ~~~ It's gonna be 1996 for the rest of your life, so buckle up.
Your screenreader will now emit an 80 decibel high-frequency pulse, similar to the mating call of the African giant hornet.

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some sort of content will be here eventually. currently trying to recreate a shitty flash media player, and figure out how to consistently rasterize text without antialiasing.

fun factoid: it's over.

a gif of a dancing robot a gif of a dancing robot

only the 90s kids remember. will they ever be allowed to forget? why must the 90s kids be tormented by a past they cannot stop reliving? did any 90s kids ever even leave the 90s at all?

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i only hope your screenreader is able to block out the screams please get out of my brain

the bodies are in the cellar